did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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