'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also, beer. Big fan.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
