All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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