I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
