Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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