So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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