It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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