You work out of a Hotel?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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