Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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