Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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