did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
