the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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