all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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