Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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