bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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