Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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