i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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