'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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