we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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