Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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