heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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