i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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