I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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