I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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