one might say we're banned from that church
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
