you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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