I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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