I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.