Dude my mom stole all your condoms
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.