so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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