it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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