Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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