he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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