Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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