Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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