Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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