I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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