No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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