As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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