with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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