guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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