i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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