no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
vagina is talking i cant
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Someone came in the potted fern
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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