Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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