i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
How naked do you want me to be?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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