Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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