that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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