Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i now understand why vodka
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