Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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