I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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