I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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