I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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