no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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