...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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