I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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